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Eat a Dick Wood Sign

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Eat a Dick Wood Sign

Feeling salty? Hang this Eat a Dick wood sign to keep your humor in check. Perfect for a bad day or just as a cheeky decor piece. Don't take yourself too seriously with this quirky addition to your home.

  • white base coat with black design
  • Approx. 7.25" x 7.25"
  • Quality Pine Wood
  • Sign can be hung with the attached sawtooth hanger
  • Felt pads attached to protect your wall



Each sign is sanded to be smooth with smooth edges. Exact product will vary slightly from photo, as wood is a natural material that has natural appearance and differences (grains, knots and slight imperfections) and each one is hand painted for you - that’s what makes it unique!

Signs are made to order, painted and/or stained, and intended for indoor use only.

Love the sign but want different colors?  Reach out and we can pick colors that will match your decor.


All signs are shipped within 7-10 business days - depending on current orders, often times they ship out sooner than that! If you need your sign by a certain date, please let us know and we will do our best.